- an uncut Midsummer Night’s Dream
- a cast of twenty five
- a makeshift circus
- a stage management team of five
- a director who’s the head of your department
- at least two dozen sticks, six ropes, a skateboard and stilts
- two 2nd ASMs who have directed acclaimed shows in the last 6 months, and now have to learn to keep their mouths shut and not blog in rehearsal.